An avante-garde scientist and mystic operating under the name 'The Herald' has sent us information of an ancient book that speaks extensively of the change. The Herald uncovered 'The Tome of Spiritual Magnetism' at the Tooting carboot sale from under a mass of Tom Clancy. The Herald describes just being 'drawn to the pile, pulling out this dusty book and realising it was exactly what I had been searching for.' The Tome, complete with diagrams and illustrations, highlights tarot cards, herb concoctions and tea leaf reading as all pointing towards an intergalactic cosmic movement on May 7 2010. The Herald is still working his way through the highly cryptic text and having to translate large sections from German and Hebrew. All his findings will be posted here.
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