The Swap?

The morning of the swap has brought with it a strange atmosphere in the air, few people know if it has in fact occurred. While some celebrate, others riot. There has been fighting in many of the districts away from the 2nd where the Augarten/Cannizaro is situated, the people confused, unable to know the result find respite in anger against the Austrian government. fighting is taking place in both the 5 and 4th districts, while those in the 3rd and 20th celebrate, the city is torn apart, the social implications of the swap continue.

Herald Info Flash

The Herald has just emailed us from a hospital bed in down-town Fleckeby with a break-down of his last two days of activity and the conclusions he draws from this period:

Wednesday.
Spent the morning touring the crypts of local churches hunting for a rune-like symbol I found on the last page of 'The Tome of Spiritual Magnetism'. Alas, was unable to find rune - my only discovery was that I have a dust allergy. Spent the afternoon in cafes drinking espresso and reading local papers and books on the history of Fleckeby; in particular one book I found in a second-hand bookshop entitled 'Fleckeby: Home of the Occult' (in German of course).
It was during this session that two intriguing pieces of information were uncovered: first, a couple were due to be married on Friday May 7 at the Fleckeby town hall, the groom an Englishman from Wimbledon Village, the bride a recent immigrant from Vienna, and second that Fleckeby was once home to an ascetic believed to have extroadinary powers of divination and predicition having burned out his own eyes - exchanging regular sight for foresight. The first factual nugget was from The Fleckebey Chronicle and the latter from 'Fleckebey: Home of the Occult'. It seems that the power of Romance will be an important and redeeming bond for the parks and also that I have a clear course of action before me.

Thursday.
In the morning I burn out my own eyes with a soldering iron I bought from a hardware shop. Pass out from the pain but moments before waking have vivid, phantasmagoric dream in which huge gobulets of green float across my vision, meet, coalesce and seperate. Upon regaining consciousness am able to alert help with my mobile phone and spend day in hospital recieving emergency operations. Uncertain if my sight will ever return but have been having fitful visions where the blades of grass that comprise lawns are sucked back into the ground and clouds swell so low over the trees that they suck them up like tornados.
There is too much pain now for me to feel that this park-swap will be anything short of cataclysmic.

Cannizaro Park and The Augarten Swap Tomorrow!!!

Many may say that now is a good moment to pause and reflect upon the seismic happening that is mere hours away, to look back across the myriad theories and conjecture: the findings of the BT Tower Enclave, The Herald's research, the protests, studies of physics and the mystic arts, to squint at all that has been written and recorded in the hope of finally seeing clearly how events may unfold themselves.

BUT THIS IS TO PLACE TRUST IN A SMALL AMOUNT OF INFORMATION PROVING SUCH A COMPLEX AND OVERRIDING THEORY

- Mathematical theory makes it perfectly clear that a rule can work the first, second... fiftieth time but that it is not until it has been tested within all realms of possibility that it can be certified as a truth and a universal rule -

AS THE BRITISH GENERAL ELECTIONS RUMBLE ON THROUGH THE NIGHT DECIDING A CONTEST THAT SEEMS TO MAKE A NEGLIGIBLE DIFFERENCE TO THE STATE OF ONE COUNTRY, SO SHALL THIS BLOG CONTINUE TO UPDATE ITS' READERSHIP ON THE MORE INTERNATIONAL AND UNIQUE TRANSFORMATION THAT IS UPON US ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(these updates will include all and any research findings from our agents in both parks, our various contacts in the scientific, religious and spiritual communities and first-hand accounts from members of the public stationed in both parks. Any news we get; you get.)

WE MAY NOT HAVE THE RESOURCES OF BBC NEWS 24 OR SKY (who doubtless won't report this event preferring a standard and superficial election) BUT WE WILL DO OUR LEVEL BEST TO BRING THE TRUTH TO YOU.


YES, THE TRUTH TO YOU ALL.

[Unfortunately due to DRUGGIE SCUM both Cannizaro Park and The Augarten are closed all night and therefore we will be unable to get eye witnesses into the park at midnight, but news will be in by dawn. Somethings may remain shrouded in mystique long after May 6 is ancient history.]

STAY WITH US LOYAL FOLLOWERS AND WE WILL TRY TO SHED LIGHT WHERE THERE IS IGNORANCE, CONFUSION AND ENIGMA!

3 Days TIll Swap - Advertising Helps Spread Word

The Left Hits Back

This morning Austrians repelled by the actions of many of their fellow citizens staged rival protests of their own. Anger against the Right has flayed up. Many see the suspected park swap as being used as tinder to fuel anti foreign feeling in Vienna. Indeed many seem to welcome it. One of the protesters Hans Belting Bass told our reporter on the scene, "Vienna is such a localised city, we would all benefit from a greater international input. I'm even considering setting up a scone store near the park if the swap was to happen!" The Austrian police has been put on full alert, violence is expected to come soon. The Austrian Government has yet to make a comment, unable or unwilling to choose sides.

Protests Hit Vienna

Vast protests swept through Vienna yesterday bringing the city to a standstill as the public, now very much aware of the impending event due to this very blog, have risen up in patriotic anger. Protesters were head to scream "Austria for Austrian Parks" and "English parks out". Meanwhile a number of cases of xenophobic attacks have been reported across the city: English owned shops have had their windows shattered, and an A has been scrawled across the shop's doors. Our very own representative has faced growing hostility. The British home office is yet to comment on events, waiting first to see how the Austrian government will react to events. This blog will attempt to keep you updated on the events as they unfold.

Follower Brings Photographic Evidence To Table

Long-time blog follower Justyna Czasnowicz has sent in this remarkable photo taken in one of The Augarten's many avenues of Maple and Chestnut trees. Taken with a standard manual camera the extrodinary optical defect on the photograph implies a supernatural phenomenon invisible to the naked eye, yet visible to the mechanical process of the camera. What Czasnowicz may have photographically recorded for us are the pockets of heavy, close air that park-goers have reported walking through at apparently random sites within both parks. Visual evidence of 'the dense bubble sensation' creates further demand for scientific investigation to delve into this curriosity.