ALL THEORIES ANSWERED BY SINGLE WEB-PAGE

I have found the reason behind, and an accurate model for, the forthcoming interchange of Cannizaro Park and The Augarten. The website is the work of America's most visionary meteorologist Audrey Puente, daughter of legendary Latin percussionist Tito Puente, and can be seen here:

http://www.themasterparkswaptheory.com

Except you won't find the answer you will instead see this:



THE DOUBTERS, THOSE THAT FEAR THE IMPLICATIONS OF THESE THEORIES , THOSE THAT ARE HIDING UNDER THE ROCKS OF DENIAL HAVE BLOCKED PUENTE'S THEORY.
WHAT NEXT? ABDUCT HER?!?!?!
THE TRUTH WILL OUT.