Friday, 7 May 2010
The Swap?
Thursday, 6 May 2010
Herald Info Flash
Wednesday.
Spent the morning touring the crypts of local churches hunting for a rune-like symbol I found on the last page of 'The Tome of Spiritual Magnetism'. Alas, was unable to find rune - my only discovery was that I have a dust allergy. Spent the afternoon in cafes drinking espresso and reading local papers and books on the history of Fleckeby; in particular one book I found in a second-hand bookshop entitled 'Fleckeby: Home of the Occult' (in German of course).
It was during this session that two intriguing pieces of information were uncovered: first, a couple were due to be married on Friday May 7 at the Fleckeby town hall, the groom an Englishman from Wimbledon Village, the bride a recent immigrant from Vienna, and second that Fleckeby was once home to an ascetic believed to have extroadinary powers of divination and predicition having burned out his own eyes - exchanging regular sight for foresight. The first factual nugget was from The Fleckebey Chronicle and the latter from 'Fleckebey: Home of the Occult'. It seems that the power of Romance will be an important and redeeming bond for the parks and also that I have a clear course of action before me.
Thursday.
In the morning I burn out my own eyes with a soldering iron I bought from a hardware shop. Pass out from the pain but moments before waking have vivid, phantasmagoric dream in which huge gobulets of green float across my vision, meet, coalesce and seperate. Upon regaining consciousness am able to alert help with my mobile phone and spend day in hospital recieving emergency operations. Uncertain if my sight will ever return but have been having fitful visions where the blades of grass that comprise lawns are sucked back into the ground and clouds swell so low over the trees that they suck them up like tornados.
There is too much pain now for me to feel that this park-swap will be anything short of cataclysmic.
Cannizaro Park and The Augarten Swap Tomorrow!!!
AS THE BRITISH GENERAL ELECTIONS RUMBLE ON THROUGH THE NIGHT DECIDING A CONTEST THAT SEEMS TO MAKE A NEGLIGIBLE DIFFERENCE TO THE STATE OF ONE COUNTRY, SO SHALL THIS BLOG CONTINUE TO UPDATE ITS' READERSHIP ON THE MORE INTERNATIONAL AND UNIQUE TRANSFORMATION THAT IS UPON US ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES, THE TRUTH TO YOU ALL.
Tuesday, 4 May 2010
The Left Hits Back
Protests Hit Vienna
Follower Brings Photographic Evidence To Table
Long-time blog follower Justyna Czasnowicz has sent in this remarkable photo taken in one of The Augarten's many avenues of Maple and Chestnut trees. Taken with a standard manual camera the extrodinary optical defect on the photograph implies a supernatural phenomenon invisible to the naked eye, yet visible to the mechanical process of the camera. What Czasnowicz may have photographically recorded for us are the pockets of heavy, close air that park-goers have reported walking through at apparently random sites within both parks. Visual evidence of 'the dense bubble sensation' creates further demand for scientific investigation to delve into this curriosity.
Sunday, 2 May 2010
Gedenkstatte Heldenberg
Popul Vuh
5 Days To Go - Transformation Theory and Quantam Mechanics
Herald Flys To Fleckeby
"Dear purveyors of truth,
I email for two pressing and crucial reasons.
First, while examining 'The Tome Of Spiritual Magnetism' in the small hours of this morning it occurred to me in a flash of inspiration to turn to page 118. The number and it's relationship with the mathematical constant ca, demonstrated on this very blog, seems to have a fundamental connection with May 7 and the swap. What I found on page 118 was strange and wondrous indeed. The page gave a brief history of the German town of Fleckeby, a complete non-sequitor with the rest of the book: nothing before or after this page explains or contextualises it. Why? Fleckeby is the key, clearly. The original page 118, the page explaining the park-swap and accurately predicting it, must be somewhere in Fleckeby - perhaps in an original copy of the Tome?
I have booked a Ryan Air flight to nearby Kiel and hope to be there by morning. Whatever my investigation uncovers will be quickly relayed to you and from you to the hungry public.
The second issue is that of 'Das Herald' or 'The True Herald'. I disprove his claims for authorship of the 'The Tome of Spiritual Magnetism' with a single fact: my copy of the tome was published in the 19th century. Unless 'Das Herald' is a century and a half old and has a white beard down to his kneecaps he is clearly just an online whack-job, trawling through the internet to avoid getting a job. If the park-swap brings political revoloution in it's wake (and I begin to feel that it might) he'll be first up against the wall in the cull.
The one and only
The Herald
p.s. If you need to reach me you can email on briancurry@ukonline.co.uk"
Oh mighty Herald, let thy words of wisdom permeate the web with the clarity of a sweetly struck gong and let thy speech communicate transcendental enlightenment (supported by first-hand field research) to all who hear.
Stephansdom in fear of collapse
Celebrity Sightings Continue
Das Herald
Saturday, 1 May 2010
The Herald
An avante-garde scientist and mystic operating under the name 'The Herald' has sent us information of an ancient book that speaks extensively of the change. The Herald uncovered 'The Tome of Spiritual Magnetism' at the Tooting carboot sale from under a mass of Tom Clancy. The Herald describes just being 'drawn to the pile, pulling out this dusty book and realising it was exactly what I had been searching for.' The Tome, complete with diagrams and illustrations, highlights tarot cards, herb concoctions and tea leaf reading as all pointing towards an intergalactic cosmic movement on May 7 2010. The Herald is still working his way through the highly cryptic text and having to translate large sections from German and Hebrew. All his findings will be posted here.
Conversation Overheard In Cannizaro - A Sign
. . .
Sunbather 1: Do you know what Neil was telling me the other day?
(pause)
Sunbather 2: No? What was Neil telling you the other day?
Sunbather 1: He was saying that... that this park is actually an Austrian park...
Sunbather 2: What does that mean? Austrian? We're in England. There's a cutting wind and I've been lying here for hours and tanned negligibly: we're in England.
Sunbather 1: No, that's not what he meant. The park itself was dug up and transported here some time ago - like the 18th century or something - and the park that was here is now where the Austrian one was. It's sort of swapped...
Sunbather 2: Sounds like Neil is talking out of his arse to me. Sounds typical Neil to me.
Sunbather 1: He said that on Friday they're gonna replace the parks, the deal was that in 2010 the parks are transported back... a diplomatic thing.
(pause)
Sunbather 1: (cont.) probably nonsense - like when he said that the guerkin building was built to conceal a giant missile and that the building could split open and the missile would fly out... typical Neil.
. . .
Whoever this Neil character is he sounds like some kind of rogue genius and we strongly encourage him to get in touch with this blog immediately.
Celebrity Sightings In Both Parks - 6 Days To Go
Many conclusions can be drawn from increased celebrity attention. These people are famous for a reason (usually talent and ability) and therefore their involvement and faith in May 7 can be seen as further valediction. Alternatively this could be an example of band-wagon jumping on the part of minor celebrities but this seems an un-reasonably negative stance. Only one definite conclusion can be drawn: if a celebrity presence in the parks increases interest in a universally significant event such as the park-swap it is a GOOD thing.
Friday, 30 April 2010
Updates From The Tower Enclave
This has been dubbed 'The Meteor-induced continental-plate man-trap movement'. The theory has its roots in Lembit Opik's assertion that 'the chances of a meteor hitting the earth are 100%'. That a large meteor will hit on May 7 is a given, therefore this model simulates the Eurasion continental plate splitting on impact and the two pieces springing up like a man trap. The two points at each extremity of the broken plates, the points that meet first, are of course Cannizaro Park London and The Augarten Vienna. This is by far the most destructive and apocalyptic in tone of the theories thus far but this does not make it any more or less likely.
Yule Promises More Material
In the run-up to May 7 Yule has pledged continued support in the form of more acoustic sessions and more varied cover-versions. In all likely-hood this will bring more celebrity backing and greater youth-awareness to the meta-logical happening. As a fore-taste Yule has sent a copy of his revised lyrics for The Smith's 'Panic'. Read and understand that logic is the underlay of poetry.
Electro-Pop Pioneer James Yule Lends Support To Park-Swap Cause
More Graphics from BT Tower Enclave
(1) Has its' basis in the Multiverse theory: the notion of infinite parallel universes, working through every variation until a universe (ours) is reached in which Cannizaro and the Augarten switch on May 7.
(2) The Robinson principle is based on Alfred Watkins' definition of the Ley Line as 'a place of geographical significance with latent spiritual power'. Robinson identifies a Ley Line under Cannizaro due to shift towards Austria. This theory has a clear relationship with the 118 map theory that was put forward earlier on this blog providing further emphasis and proof.
Secret Scientist Enclave Produce New Graphics
Below is a model based on the dynamic movement of sound waves entitled 'blue saddle + yellow force = green discharge'. We are reliably informed that the vibrations recently registered in the earth at Cannizaro and the Augarten imply that they will be vibrating at exactly the same frequency on May 7. At this point these long-distance waves will intersect and in doing so produce a new sound. When this new sound is heard in both parks simultaneously those hearing it will not know which of the parks they are physically in; sound generating hyper-illusion.
Birds?
7 Days Till Swap - The Countdown Continues
Thursday, 29 April 2010
Japanese Show Solidarity With Only 8 Days Till Transition
The parks are swapping,
No-one knows why they will change,
Change, they surely must.
H. Murakami and N. Kirino
Wormhole Intersection
The page 118 connection
Take any A to Z of London or Vienna, take the Rough Guides to Vienna or London, take any tourist map of the two cities for that matter. Cannizaro park or The Augarten will always be on page 118. This is beyond coincidence. A secretary at the AA's map-making department tipped us off about this anomaly pointing to numerous examples in their own publishing house and others such as Faber and Faber, Random House and Rough Guide. The parks must exist simulataneously if all maps place them on the same page. On the cosmos' great contents page both parks are on page 118; they are inextricably linked.
Fleckeby may be the key
Type 'Cannizaro Park London' into Google and there are 12,500 hits.
Type 'The Augarten Park Vienna' into Google and there are 22,600 hits.
Divide 22,600 by 12,500: The Augarten divided by Cannizaro, and it is equal to 1.808.
1.808 is therefore a significant number - in the same vein as pi.
I shall call 1.808 'ca' (this stands for Cannizaro/Augarten).
If one puts 1.808 (ca) into Wikipedia it equates to the population percentile of Fleckeby Germany.
Wikipedia continues:
'Fleckeby is a municipality in the district of Rendsburg-Eckernförde, in Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. Fleckeby is east of the municipality of Güby, but north of Hummelfeld.'
The solution must be somewhere in Fleckeby: a museum, a gallery, written in a shop window, in a musty library or city archive, scratched into a dry wall or written out in pebbles. If you live or know someone in Fleckeby please contact them. It may be necessary to get an agent in Fleckeby.
ALL THEORIES ANSWERED BY SINGLE WEB-PAGE
http://www.themasterparkswaptheory.com
Except you won't find the answer you will instead see this:
THE DOUBTERS, THOSE THAT FEAR THE IMPLICATIONS OF THESE THEORIES , THOSE THAT ARE HIDING UNDER THE ROCKS OF DENIAL HAVE BLOCKED PUENTE'S THEORY.
WHAT NEXT? ABDUCT HER?!?!?!
THE TRUTH WILL OUT.
Official sites sit in comfortable denial!
An elderly architect I met in Cannizaro Park's Rose Garden described the lack of information available on the website as 'disgusting, an absoloute travesty of non-communication... this will come back to bite us on the arse just like the Millennium Bug did and as surely as the Hadron Collider will!'
http://www.cannizaropark.org.uk/
http://www.kultur.park.augarten.org/index.php?sprache=de&mainPage=X&subPage=0
Dylan saw it coming
The Parks They are A-Changing
While dusting off some old cassettes in the garage I stumbled across a performance Dylan had given on the BBC back in the '80s that I had taped off the radio. Strumming through some of his old favourites Dylan eventually plays 'The Times The are A-changing' but incredibly on the first chorus Dylan sings 'park' instead of 'time'. Astonished I re-wound the tape and listened again and again. Yes, Dylan said 'park'.
G Em C G
Come gather 'round people wher-ever you roam
And ad-mit that the waters ar-ound you have grown,
And ac-cept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone,
If your time to you is worth saving,
Then you'd better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone,
For the parks they are a-chang-ing!
http://www.spaceandmotion.com/
http://www.timecube.com/
Support grows across the web.
Augarten = Cannizaro
because:
- nurture, beauty, human manipulation of nature is active on both sides
- both sites are the remnants of western Europe
- both sites will exist on Friday the 7th of May 2010
conclusions:
- there is no logical reeason why these two sites cannot swap on Friday the 7th of May 2010 as:
if a = b and b = c, therefore a = c
- the geographical stability of Cannizaro in London and The Augarten in Austria is subject to physical laws that can change or at least fluctuate on that day
Cultural transitions: Cannizaro and the Augarten
Wednesday, 14 April 2010
Blessed is he that readeth, and that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein, for the time is at hand. Behold the parks with change; and every eye shall see.
And in that park that is called Cannizaro a great upheaval shall take place.
And there will appear a great wonder on earth; Cannizaro and the Augarten shall be resurrected in each others place.